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Reblog with your least useful talent.

applesandpairs:

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bowlingalleylawyer:skybarn:crabbyalissa:kelsium:

sparklepants:

Mine: Assembling Ikea furniture. I’ve even dis- and reassembled the same kitchen table set three times now. This skill is only useful maybe once a year.

Putting bumperstickers on straight, and being really fucking good at Jenga.

I can wiggle my ears.  No lie.

Blogging and/or writing.

I can also wiggle my ears (thanks Daddy) and my other party tricks are popping my hip out of and right back into joint, and I can cross my eyes and make one go back and forth while one stays crossed. This is how I entertain my drunk friends.

Sort Lego pieces like nobody’s business.

I can turn my feet really far back.